Ever wanted to know what it's like to be smashed at 7 a.m. without sacraficing the most important meal of the day (breakfast)? Well, with BAKON Vodka, you can have the best of both worlds!Personally, I would never want to be intoxicated off of this stuff but I know many who would! I mean, the website makes it seem so....delectable?
"No tinge or burn on the tongue, no obnoxious smoky or chemical flavors, just a clean refreshing potato vodka with delicious savory bacon flavor.
Pure. Refreshing. Bacon."
I'm expecting that dog from the Beggin' Strips commercials to bust through a wall for this stuff. Bacon, bacon, bacon, it's BACONNNNNNNN!












